Ready to tickle your funny bone and shake your skull with laughter? These zombie riddles will raise your spirits (and maybe the dead, too)! Whether you’re gearing up for Halloween, hanging out on a camping night, or just love a bit of spooky humor, this undead collection is packed with brain-teasing fun for kids, teens, and adults alike
🧟 Riddle of the Day
What’s a zombie’s favorite bean?
👉 A human bean
🧟 Creepy-Cute Zombie Riddles
Why did the zombie blush? 👉 Someone called him drop-dead gorgeous
What’s a zombie’s favorite pet? 👉 A dead-cute kitten
Why did the zombie send flowers? 👉 To say “I dig you”
What’s a zombie’s favorite emoji? 👉 💀
Why did the zombie smile? 👉 He found his ghoul-friend
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy? 👉 A teddy scare
Why was the zombie adorable? 👉 He had dead dimples
What’s a zombie’s favorite candy heart? 👉 “Eat you soon”
Why do zombies like babies? 👉 They’re bite-sized
What’s a zombie’s favorite hug? 👉 A squeeze-and-scream
🕷️ Monster & Zombie Riddles
Why did the zombie join the monsters? 👉 They had good taste
What’s a zombie’s favorite monster pal? 👉 Frankenstein
Why don’t zombies like werewolves? 👉 Too hairy
What’s scarier than a monster? 👉 A monster-zombie team
Why did the zombie call the mummy? 👉 They’re wrapped up friends
What’s a zombie’s favorite monster drink? 👉 Ghoul-ade
Why did the monster fear the zombie? 👉 He wanted his brains
What’s a zombie’s favorite monster party? 👉 Monster mash
Why did zombies love monsters? 👉 More fun at night
What game do monsters and zombies play? 👉 Tag—you’re dead
🧟 Hungry Zombie Riddles
What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? 👉 Brains
Why did the zombie visit the bakery? 👉 For brain muffins
What do zombies order at fast food? 👉 Brain-burgers
What’s a zombie’s favorite pizza topping? 👉 Extra brains
Why did the zombie love breakfast? 👉 Scrambled brains
What’s a zombie’s favorite soup? 👉 Brain stew
Why did the zombie join a buffet? 👉 All-you-can-eat brains
What snack do zombies love? 👉 Brain chips
What’s a zombie’s favorite ice cream? 👉 Mint brain-chip
Why don’t zombies diet? 👉 They crave brains
🏃 Fast vs. Slow Zombie Riddles
Why are fast zombies scary? 👉 You can’t outrun them
Why are slow zombies funny? 👉 They’re dead slow
What’s a zombie marathon called? 👉 The Dead Dash
Why did the slow zombie stop? 👉 Dead tired
What’s a fast zombie’s favorite sport? 👉 Running brains
Why do slow zombies make jokes? 👉 They take their time
Why are fast zombies bad dancers? 👉 Too jumpy
What’s a slow zombie’s favorite saying? 👉 Better late than never
Why do fast zombies love races? 👉 First bite wins
Why do slow zombies love naps? 👉 They’re dead sleepy
🧟 Party Zombie Riddles
Why did the zombie bring balloons? 👉 To raise spirits
What’s a zombie’s favorite party game? 👉 Pin the brain
Why did the zombie dance? 👉 For the thrill of the bite
What’s a zombie’s favorite drink? 👉 Bloody punch
Why do zombies love disco? 👉 They can do the dead-shuffle
What’s a zombie’s party hat? 👉 A skull cap
Why did the zombie bring snacks? 👉 Brain dip
What’s a zombie’s favorite cake? 👉 Brain-cake
Why was the party dead fun? 👉 Zombies came
What’s a zombie’s favorite cheer? 👉 Hip-hip decay!
💀 Zombie Survival Riddles
How do you escape a zombie? 👉 Run faster than your friend
What’s a zombie’s biggest weakness? 👉 Brain freeze
How do zombies lose a fight? 👉 They fall apart
What’s a zombie-proof house? 👉 A brainless one
Why do survivors carry garlic? 👉 It’s for vampires, oops
What tool beats a zombie? 👉 Brainstorming
Why do zombies hate water? 👉 It makes them sink
How do zombies fail a chase? 👉 They’re dead slow
What’s a survivor’s lucky charm? 👉 No brains
Why don’t zombies like helmets? 👉 Brains get blocked
🧟 Zombie School Riddles
What do zombies study? 👉 Dead-ucation
Who’s the zombie principal? 👉 Headmaster
What’s a zombie’s favorite subject? 👉 Brain-matics
Why did the zombie get detention? 👉 He chewed the homework
What’s a zombie’s favorite class? 👉 History—it’s all dead
Why do zombies fail gym? 👉 They fall apart running
What’s a zombie’s school lunch? 👉 Brainwiches
Who’s a zombie’s best teacher? 👉 Mr. Skull
Why do zombies love recess? 👉 Snack time!
What’s a zombie’s graduation gift? 👉 Cap and bones
🔮 Magic & Zombie Riddles
What spell do zombies love? 👉 Abra-cadaver
What’s a zombie wizard called? 👉 Dead-ric Potter
Why did the zombie visit a witch? 👉 To get a brain potion
What’s a zombie’s favorite magic trick? 👉 Sawing a brain in half
Why do zombies fear magicians? 👉 They vanish food
What do zombies call magic wands? 👉 Brain-sticks
Why did the sorcerer like zombies? 👉 They obey spells
What’s a zombie’s favorite potion? 👉 Brain brew
Why do zombies go to fortune tellers? 👉 To find their next meal
What’s a zombie’s magic word? 👉 Presto-brains
🧟 Zombie Love Riddles
What do zombies say on Valentine’s Day? 👉 I love you to death
Why did the zombie write a love letter? 👉 He had dead feelings
What’s a zombie’s favorite flower? 👉 Dead-roses
Why did the zombie propose? 👉 He found his ghoul-mate
What’s a zombie’s favorite love song? 👉 “Love you for brains”
Why do zombies give hugs? 👉 To squeeze the life out of you
What’s a zombie’s favorite candy? 👉 Chocolate brains
Why did the zombie bring gifts? 👉 To win a heart
What’s a zombie’s pickup line? 👉 “You look drop-dead gorgeous”
Why do zombies love dates? 👉 They’re brain-sweet
🌍 World of Zombies Riddles
Where do zombies vacation? 👉 Dead Sea
What’s a zombie’s favorite country? 👉 Hungry
Why do zombies love Paris? 👉 For the catacombs
What’s a zombie’s favorite city? 👉 Dead-roit
Where do zombies go shopping? 👉 The maul
What’s a zombie’s favorite state? 👉 Decay-lifornia
Why do zombies like maps? 👉 They find grave places
Where do zombies take flights? 👉 Scare-lines
What’s a zombie’s favorite island? 👉 Dead-lantis
Why do zombies love Earth? 👉 It’s full of brains
🧟 Funny Zombie Riddles
Why did the zombie go to school? 👉 To improve his “dead”-ucation
What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? 👉 A human bean
Why don’t zombies eat clowns? 👉 They taste funny
What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? 👉 I-scream
Why did the zombie sit at the computer? 👉 He wanted to check his “dead”-mail
What do zombies say after a joke? 👉 That’s drop-dead funny
Why was the zombie always calm? 👉 Nothing gets under his skin
What music do zombies love? 👉 Heavy metal
Why did the zombie cross the road? 👉 To eat the chicken
What’s a zombie’s favorite school subject? 👉 Dead-ucation
🧠 Brainy Zombie Riddles
What do zombies eat for breakfast? 👉 Brain flakes
Why did the zombie eat his homework? 👉 Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
What kind of brains do zombies love best? 👉 Smart ones
What do zombies read at night? 👉 The Brainy Times
Why did the zombie bring a pencil? 👉 To draw out brains
What’s a zombie’s favorite puzzle? 👉 Cross-brain
How do zombies stay smart? 👉 They eat “think” fast food
What kind of brain is sweetest? 👉 Sugar brain
Why do zombies love riddles? 👉 They make them brainy
What snack do zombies keep in their pocket? 👉 Brain chips
🦴 Skeleton & Zombie Riddles
Why did the zombie befriend a skeleton? 👉 They both had no guts
What do zombies call skeletons? 👉 Bone buddies
Why did the skeleton invite a zombie? 👉 For a bone-appetite dinner
What did the zombie say to the skeleton? 👉 You crack me up
Why do zombies love skeletons? 👉 They’re humerus
What kind of dog do zombies like? 👉 A bone-hound
Why don’t zombies scare skeletons? 👉 They’ve got backbone
What’s a zombie’s favorite dance? 👉 The bone-shake
Why did the skeleton and zombie laugh? 👉 Because they found it rib-tickling
What game do zombies and skeletons play? 👉 Hide and shriek
🎃 Halloween Zombie Riddles
What do zombies say on Halloween night? 👉 Trick or treat… or brains
Why do zombies love pumpkins? 👉 They’re smashing
What costume does a zombie wear? 👉 Zombie in disguise
Why are zombies perfect for Halloween? 👉 They raise spirits
What’s a zombie’s favorite candy? 👉 Laffy taffy
Why do zombies carry lanterns? 👉 To find brains in the dark
What’s a zombie’s favorite party? 👉 Halloween bash
Why do zombies like haunted houses? 👉 They feel at home
What do zombies say when they win candy? 👉 That’s brain-tastic
What’s a zombie’s favorite pumpkin? 👉 Jack-o-brain
🕸️ Spooky Zombie Riddles
What’s scarier than a ghost? 👉 A zombie with the munchies
Why don’t zombies use mirrors? 👉 They don’t like what they see
What’s a zombie’s favorite sound? 👉 Creeeak
Why do zombies walk slowly? 👉 They’re dead tired
What spooks zombies? 👉 Brain freeze
Why do zombies like full moons? 👉 Better lighting for brain hunting
What’s a zombie’s favorite bedtime story? 👉 Creepy tales
What makes a zombie scream? 👉 Empty fridge
Why did the zombie go to the attic? 👉 It was dead quiet
What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? 👉 Fright night
🧟♂️ Silly Zombie Riddles
Why don’t zombies ever get sunburned? 👉 They’re already dead
What’s a zombie’s favorite fruit? 👉 Blood orange
Why did the zombie fail his test? 👉 He was brain-dead
What’s a zombie’s favorite sport? 👉 Dead-lifting
Why do zombies love shoes? 👉 For toe-jam
What do zombies sing in the shower? 👉 “Don’t stop re-eating”
Why did the zombie go to therapy? 👉 He had too many dead issues
What do zombies call their pets? 👉 Bone companions
Why don’t zombies dance well? 👉 They lack coordination
What’s a zombie’s favorite flower? 👉 Dead-roses
👻 Ghost & Zombie Riddles
Why did the ghost avoid the zombie? 👉 He didn’t want to be eaten alive
What do zombies say to ghosts? 👉 You’re haunting my appetite
Why do ghosts like zombies? 👉 They raise spirits
What’s scarier: a ghost or a zombie? 👉 Both together
Why did the zombie wave at the ghost? 👉 To make friends
What’s a zombie’s favorite ghost story? 👉 Boo and brains
Why don’t zombies chase ghosts? 👉 They’re not very filling
What did the ghost say to the zombie? 👉 Boo-hoo, don’t eat me!
Why did the zombie laugh at the ghost? 👉 It was transparent humor
What’s a zombie-ghost combo called? 👉 The fright-bite
🧛 Vampire vs. Zombie Riddles
Why don’t zombies fight vampires? 👉 They both bite
What’s a vampire’s favorite thing about zombies? 👉 They make good neighbors
Why did the zombie invite a vampire to dinner? 👉 For a bloody good time
Who eats more at parties? 👉 Zombies—they never stop
Why did the vampire and zombie race? 👉 To see who bites first
What do zombies think of garlic? 👉 It’s just seasoning
What happens when a vampire bites a zombie? 👉 Nothing—it’s already dead
Why do zombies envy vampires? 👉 Better fashion sense
What’s scarier than one monster? 👉 A vampire-zombie duo
What’s a vampire’s least favorite joke? 👉 Zombie puns
🪦 Graveyard Zombie Riddles
Where do zombies love to party? 👉 The graveyard
What’s a zombie’s favorite flower in a graveyard? 👉 Grave-roses
Why did the zombie take a nap in the graveyard? 👉 It felt like home
What’s a zombie’s favorite statue? 👉 A headstone
Why do zombies like graveyards? 👉 Plenty of company
What’s a zombie’s favorite park? 👉 The bone-yard
What did the zombie say at the graveyard gate? 👉 I’m home!
Why did the zombie bring snacks to the graveyard? 👉 Extra brains
What’s a zombie’s favorite time in the graveyard? 👉 Midnight feast
Why did zombies love graveyard jokes? 👉 They were to die for
🌙 Midnight Zombie Riddles
What do zombies do at midnight? 👉 Eat brains
Why do zombies love the dark? 👉 It hides their looks
What’s a zombie’s favorite midnight snack? 👉 Brains on toast
Why don’t zombies like the morning? 👉 Too much sunshine
What do zombies howl at? 👉 The moon
Why do zombies like midnight feasts? 👉 More brains available
What do zombies dream of at night? 👉 Brains
What’s a zombie’s favorite bedtime drink? 👉 Brainshake
Why do zombies never sleep? 👉 Dead awake
What’s a zombie’s midnight wish? 👉 More brains
FAQs?
Q: Are zombie riddles scary for kids?
A: Nope! These are lighthearted and spooky-fun, not frightening.
Q: Can I use zombie riddles for Halloween parties?
A: Absolutely! They’re perfect icebreakers for games and decorations.
Q: Do these riddles include gore?
A: No, they’re family-friendly with silly wordplay only.
Q: Are zombie riddles only for Halloween?
A: Not at all — they’re fun anytime you want a spooky laugh.
Q: Can teachers use these riddles in classrooms?
A: Yes! They’re clean and great for engaging students.
Q: Do zombies in these riddles always eat brains?
A: Sometimes, but always in a funny, punny way!
Q: Can I share these riddles on social media?
A: Definitely — they’re short, catchy, and shareable.
Q: How many riddles are in this blog?
A: Over 200, spread across 20 creepy-fun sections.
Q: Are zombie riddles good for Gen Z and Millennials?
A: Yes! They’re witty, meme-friendly, and easy to enjoy.
Q: Where can I find more spooky riddles?
A: Check out more collections at PunstersClub.com.
Conclusion
Brains, giggles, and a whole lot of fun — that’s what zombie riddles are all about! From graveyard chuckles to brainy bites, these spooky puzzles bring silly scares and clever laughs to any crowd. Perfect for Halloween parties, family nights, or just passing the time with friends, they’ll leave everyone groaning — in a good way! For more pun-tastic fun, creep on over to PunstersClub.com.